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The hatchet job must not stand

I refer, of course, to the hatchet job the NYT did on Apple.

On page 5, we learn of a poor engineer, Mr. Saragoza, whose job disappeared when the Elk Grove plant essentially moved to Asia. But why? Apparently the costs were too high, not because of wages, but because of lead times and inventory. To solve that, the plant would have to increase work hours (with commensurate pay, obviously, given american law — something the NYT chooses to overlook).

Mr. Saragoza explains his position with regards to this survival measure: “We were told we would have to do 12-hour days, and come in on Saturdays,” Mr. Saragoza said. “I had a family. I wanted to see my kids play soccer.” 

As per the NYT piece:

A few years after Mr. Saragoza started his job, his bosses explained how the California plant stacked up against overseas factories: the cost, excluding the materials, of building a $1,500 computer in Elk Grove was $22 a machine. In Singapore, it was $6. In Taiwan, $4.85. Wages weren’t the major reason for the disparities. Rather it was costs like inventory and how long it took workers to finish a task.

For some unexplainable reason (as far as the NYT is concerned, it was possibly the evil evil evil pursuit of profit), the factory ended up as a call center.

The NYT then tells us of the fate of Mr. Saragoza:

Mr. Saragoza was too expensive for an unskilled position. He was also insufficiently credentialed for upper management.

I’m not so sure that the “credentialed” part was the important issue; I’d venture that the “would rather watch kids play soccer” attitude was more dispositive. After all, management — for all the disparagement it gets — requires a gung-ho attitude and dedication to the business objectives. Possibly some other engineer was willing to do it.

As a counterpoint to this poor family-loving engineer, the NYT tells us of the evil top executives who paid themselves large amounts of stock options (which — a point that seems to have escaped the NYT — are only valuable if they stay with the company for a while and generate enough shareholder value to raise the price of the stock, i.e. if they do their jobs).

After reading in Isaacson’s biography of Steve Jobs what these executives went through, and comparing them with the statement of Mr. Saragoza above, I can only say: Duh! These executives should receive trauma pay for what went on inside Apple.

Apple in 1995 was recovering from having just been teetering on the brink of extinction. Apple now is a high-tech powerhouse. Monomaniacal management has many faults, but it certainly worked well there.

It’s not Apple that’s the issue. It’s the general attitude that jobs are an entitlement and don’t depend on the willingness to do things one might find disagreeable or inconvenient.

I’ve met people who worked in large multinational consultancies and had Mr. Saragoza’s attitude; call them Type S. There’s nothing wrong with that attitude: life is much more than work and a trade-off must be made. Their trade-off was in favor of family, a generally laudable choice.

Type S associates typically don’t make partner.

I’ve also met people who have made partner in those multinational consultancies. Among those is X, who had a family vacation planned for D day and on D minus one day got a phone call from a client requesting X’s services immediately. Were X of type S, the consultancy would probably have lost this multi-million dollar yearly billings client. X sent the family away on vacation and went to meet the client.

That’s why X is a partner in a multinational consulting firm.

There’s nothing inherently better or more moral about X or the S types. But there’s a clear difference in terms of firm economics: if there aren’t enough Xs, there will be no jobs for the S types — clients will simply choose a different firm, one that has more Xs.

The NYT, of course, ignores this minor problem; it’s only the fundamental cause of western decline, but who cares about that when they have their journalism degrees to feel a warm glow in the NYT offices.

Until there’s no one to pay for it, that is.

There is no purpose in “reading” The Great Gatsby unless you actually read it. Fitzgerald’s novel is not about a story. It is about how the story is told. Its poetry, its message, its evocation of Gatsby’s lost American dream, is expressed in Fitzgerald’s style—in the precise words he chose to write what some consider the great American novel. Unless you have read them, you have not read the book at all. You have been imprisoned in an educational system that cheats and insults you by inflicting a barbaric dumbing-down process. You are left with the impression of having read a book, and may never feel you need return for a closer look.

Gatsby without greatness - Roger Ebert’s Journal

That’s how I feel when people say that marketing is the 3Cs, the 4Ps, and the five Porter Forces.

Gahhhhhhhh!

I can’t imagine anything more backwards than purposefully looking like crap just so people know you’re attracted to women.

Derek at Put This On makes a good point, for americans: just because a man is well dressed doesn’t mean he isn’t interested in women. Europeans just assume that a well-dressed man dressed well to impress women. 

What a strange mental world americans have created for themselves.

Of course, american sartorial standards are not necessarily their worst problem, though they certainly accentuate and emphasize the largest (heh!) problem:

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(Photo by LawProf Ann Althouse; click here for emergency eye cleansing.)

Words fail me. I’m divided between “obesity epidemic” references and “better living through [food] chemistry.” A tip of top hat to Professor Bainbridge.

Words fail me. I’m divided between “obesity epidemic” references and “better living through [food] chemistry.” A tip of top hat to Professor Bainbridge.

Congress doesn’t have time to vote on presidential nominations. It doesn’t bother engaging in serious oversight of presidential power and civil liberties abuses. It looks at the ceiling and whistles as the national debt approaches Greek levels. But members of Congress have time to listen to an actress discuss the topic of ocean acidification.

Ms. Weaver Goes to Washington

Dear Catos:

Some time ago a mathematician and I had a short argument about the value of explaining technical stuff to people who don’t have the fundamentals to understand it. We agreed, mostly, except in what I call the Angelina Jolie case.

Suppose a person with little education and no demonstrable intelligence asks you to explain Shor’s algorithm. Should you even try? His answer was no, mine was a conditional rule:

IF person IN {Angelina Jolie, Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox,…} THEN Yes ELSE No.

Thinking like a mathematician he argued that I’d be wasting my time; I disagreed. We both agreed that the outcome as far as the person learning Shor’s algorithm would be the same as talking to a wall. But I, being an engineer and a geek-not-nerd, considered the non-mathematical aspects of the conversation as in:

Angelina Jolie is paying attention to me; Angelina Jolie is paying attention to me; Angelina Jolie is paying attention to me; Ang…

Mathematicians are such nerds!

So, dear policy nerds at Cato, now you see why Congress (not overendowed with a superabundance of brains itself) can show interest in Lt. Ripley’s perorations on ocean acidification.

At least she won’t blind them with science.

More than anything Sheen did, the hecklers derailed the show. Most in the crowd were on Sheen side throughout, but others clearly bought a ticket just to lob insults.

Sheen wages half-hearted battle with SF hecklers

Alas this has become too common to be news: audience participation that derails the whole proceedings. One of the reasons why I go to few live events (or the movies) any more, and the ones I go to are mostly lectures or academic talks. (Lectures tend to screen out the more yobbish among the crowds, at least for now. Academic talks don’t attract “crowds” for any definition of the word.)

When it came time to pay, he said, ‘since it was your recommendation, do you want to split the check?’ It certainly was my recommendation, but one he asked for — and after all was said and done, I paid more, including the bottle of wine.

According to a new survey by Match.com, such financial snafus on first dates can derail potential romantic partnerships.

Ah, Yahoo Finance… come for the inflationary implications of QE2, stay for the idiotic dating advice.

I already blogged my opinion about spending money on first dates, or being a chump as I like to call it. I also blogged my type of first date, non-technical hikes. (I’m a confirmed bachelor; let a woman in your life and your serenity is through, as professor Higgins said.)

I especially like the article’s pseudo-accurate and completely worthless advice such as:

Is using a coupon on a first date a romance killer? For the majority of women — 54 percent — yes, according to the survey. But a hefty 46 percent said they would be fine with their date using a coupon to pay for a meal or activity.

How about a sample size to determine the reliability of those two percentages? Or at least the scale. Was this a Y/N or a seven-point scale, and, if the latter option, how was it compressed into the two reported categories?

Comments at the Yahoo! article are pure comedy gold; apparently the PUAs and their feminist foils are out en force. I’d weep for the future of civilization if the articles on QE2 hadn’t dispelled the possibility of said future.

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Glossary

PUA = “Pick Up Artist,” a male who believes that reading books, watching DVDs, or attending seminars about “the X method” is going to help him seduce women. Same demographics as the people who read books, watch DVDs, and attend seminars on getting rich quickly via multi-level marketing. Same results as well.

QE2 = Quantitative Easing 2, a technical name for the Fed increasing the monetary aggregate beyond the point where the real interest rate zeroes out, for the second time. I explain it in this video. Not to be confused with EIIR, the correct way to shorten “Queen Elizabeth II.”

In 1992 I set an course in Artificial Intelligence requiring students to solve six exercises, including building a Prolog interpreter. In 1999, six exercises had shrunk to one; which was a 12 line Prolog program for which eight weeks were allotted for students to write it.

Why I am Not a Professor

What a quaint idea, that of students learning stuff at school. Doesn’t this person know that higher education is for socializing and personal self-esteem enhancement?

RTWT, obviously.

There’s a market opportunity for an independent testing service that validates knowledge on a unit-by-unit basis. Totally volunteer, of course. But then the NLRB would probably enjoin employers from using the results of these tests as basis for hiring or promotion decisions.

There were disadvantages to the old culture, it was a bit stuffy and it was more sexist and more racist. But it was an educated and middle-class culture. Now it’s a yob culture. The values are so strange.

London is no longer an English city, says John Cleese.

Basil Fawlty, what a surprising thing to say. I mean, you were a major public supporter of all these wonderful changes that you now escape by moving to Bath. What about all the other people who don’t have a fortune allowing them to escape the consequences of your politics?

Oh, you never spared them a thought? Just like a true Lib Dem.

I suspect that human capability reached its peak or plateau around 1965-75 – at the time of the Apollo moon landings – and has been declining ever since.

This may sound bizarre or just plain false, but the argument is simple. That landing of men on the moon and bringing them back alive was the supreme achievement of human capability, the most difficult problem ever solved by humans. 40 years ago we could do it – repeatedly – but since then we have *not* been to the moon, and I suggest the real reason we have not been to the moon since 1972 is that we cannot any longer do it. Humans have lost the capability.

Human capability peaked before 1975 and has since declined

I’m not entirely sure that the original poster’s conclusion is warranted, but I too think it sad that we’ve mostly given up on technological progress and are now primarily concerned with dividing the spoils.

Yes, there’s a little progress going on, which looks like a lot, but I’m comparing it to the predicted progress if technology had continued in its exponential growth. (Why exponential growth: a fraction of new technologies, say a, are used in the development of new technologies, so if u is some metric of aggregate technology, then ů = a u + b, where b the base development rate; the solution to that equation is an exponential.)

No more Concorde, no more SR-71, no more Space Shuttle; but we have a lot of kids with self-esteem — unwarranted self-esteem, at that — and a lot of bureaucrats making sure no one endangers that self-esteem.

And nothing is worse for self-esteem than STEM. For a successful technology reality must take precedence over self-esteem, for nature cannot be fooled. (With apologies to Richard Feynman’s report last sentence.)

Go to any university and there’s little Suzie (once again majoring in 13th Century Feminist Interpretive Dance). She’s a cutie and her car breaks down. Oh no! Who will save Cutsie Suzie?

Will it be Gaylan McHippie-Goatee, a poetry major whose parents couldn’t teach him the difference between a phillips or a flat head screw driver, but he uses a reusable bag when he goes to Whole Foods?

Or will it be Mike Jones, regular ole American guy whose dad, instead of giving him a free ride through college, bought him a Stanley Tool set and taught him how to fix cars?

Captain Capitalism: More Courting Advice from the Captain

Better romantic life via useful skills. What a great concept!

But most probably a flawed idea. It’s more likely that after Mike Jones helped Cutsie Suzie, she’d friendzone him, have a quick hookup with Thugster O’Bikerfelon (just released from his fourth prison stint), and then go with Gaylan to a Feminists for Sharia Law demonstration.

SF to Paris in Two Minutes

Great video; alas it’s stop-motion magic, not a breakthrough in transportation.

I’d be happy with SFO to CDG in 8 hours in the Concorde… except that it no longer flies. We seem to be regressing in transportation; as I tweeted recently:

Somehow, some time between my youth and my middle age, the world went from dreaming of colonizing Jupiter to dreading a flight to Atlanta.

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As an engineer, I’m saddened that we have gone from trying to move ever faster and farther to worrying about water bottles & nail clippers.

Hat tip to the Telstar Logistics blog.

By end up, I mean we get to take [two violins] home and try them out at our leisure. The assistant fills out a form, documenting which violins we have in our possession; the wife writes down our address, no i.d. necessary. The assistant tells me they’ve never had anyone steal any violins. She puts our two choices into a double case, along with a couple of nice bows that the boy has liked.

Choosing a violin « Classical Life

Never had anyone steal any violins. So many deep thoughts contained in that single sentence.